Humor

  “Why did I decide to visit you again?”  Garn asked as he sat next to Carol, his breath coming in labored gasps and wheezes. “You wanted to help me…

Garn the Magnificent was feeling a little guilty about his last ‘link call with his good friend Carol, so he connected to Earth’s communication system and placed the call. The…

Garn the Magnificent was preparing to go on another mission for the council, when his commlink beeped. “I really hope that isn’t Councilman Unda wanting me to adjust my route…

  Happy Thursday, Friends!  In honor of the coming holidays we present a little song - Garn style.   Garn wishes you a merry winter holiday Garn wishes you a…

Carol was sitting in her living room, feverishly crocheting a blanket she had promised someone for Christmas – in 2015.  She was on the next to last row when she…

“Why do Earthlings place dead trees inside their houses again?”  Garn asked as he helped his friend Carol wrestle a large green bushy thing into her living room. “You know,…

Garn the Magnificent typed the two magic words and sat back with a triumphant grin.  “’The end’ must be the most wonderful words in the English language.” “Why are you…

  Gral the Stalwart strode up to his sometimes-friend Garn’s apartment and braced himself for what he would find behind the unassuming silver metal door.  Garn was eccentric at even…

“This is an insult to my creative process,” Garn sniffed indignantly as he followed his colleague Gral to the interplanetary portal station. “No, this is your job,” Gral countered.  “The…

Garn the Magnificent set aside his pen, brushed the Cheeto dust from his clothing and surveyed his progress with great satisfaction.  For over a week, he had been engaged in…